“Slut” is just the weirdest insult ever.
How does it even work?
“You do the thing that is responsible for not only both of our lives but collectively our entire species and many of the species of life I can think of right now. Not only that, but you do this act often. And you like it.”
Did you…..did you win?
These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.
Oh my god.
Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all.
(Source: japanlove)
Via Untitled
On Mother’s Day, no one is going to send me flowers or a card. I will not be awakened by sweet, giggling toddlers bearing a tray of breakfast in their chubby hands or receive an awkward but heartfelt hug from a gangly teenage son or end a phone call with a teary, dorm-bound daughter saying, “I love you, Mom.” I am no one’s mother, and I never will be.
This is not by accident, a case of insurmountable physical challenges, an unwilling partner or prioritizing career over children. At age 39, the window of my fertility is sliding shut, but I feel no sense of dread, panic or regret. I have known since I was a child myself that I didn’t want to have any of my own. It’s simply astonishing to me how frequently people — strangers, especially — have felt that I should answer to them for that.
–—I am nobody’s mother and I never will be, by Kat Kinsman
I’m really happy that this was published. As Mother’s Day approaches, I am certainly grateful to my mother, and equally certain that I would not make the same choices that she did. I will never have children - I have no desire to have them and never have. And that’s okay! We all choose our own paths in life, it’s time to stop judging the choices that other women make about the reproductive aspect of their lives.
(via stfusexists)
Amen to that. I don’t dislike kids as much as I used to, but I still do not want any of my own. Were I financially able, I would have been sterilized long ago, but surprise surprise, insurance won’t cover it if you’re of childbearing age and it’s not life-threatening. The easiest and fastest way to piss me off is to tell me I’ll “change my mind” one day about having children. I’ve known for 31 years I don’t want children, I don’t think that’ll suddenly change in the 40+ more I’ll be around. The gall of a complete stranger telling me, as her grandchild ran around the paint counter where I was working at the time, to “get used to it, it’ll happen to you soon enough” is simply unimaginable. Why do people presume owning a uterus automatically makes you crave motherhood? Why do they feel the need to pressure someone else to use theirs if they haven’t? Leave us alone already.
(via queensimia)
Via Herpin' mah derpyou know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?
actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away
so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
(Source: jpierrepontcriss)
New Hunter Macro
#showtooltip Concussive Shot
/cast concussive shot
/say You used to be an adventurer like me, then I gave you an arrow in the knee!
World of Warcraft Win.
I will likely never return to Azeroth. However, if I do, my hunter will forever be my main and this will be my macro. <3
Thank you. I lol’d. xD
(Source: m-brisa)
I can’t Photoshop :(
So, apparently there are some magical people who can actually use photoshop to paint things. This, to me, is some crazy use of sorcery I just don’t understand. I did, however, stumble upon a video a couple of months ago, right around the time I joined tumblr, that instructed the viewer on how to make a good paintbrush tool out of the smudge tool in PS. I can’t, for the life of me, remember HOW it was done and I can’t find the video. I was stupid and didn’t know how to favorite posts. :(
I have like, three followers. Hey, you three! Help me! xD Magic up this video and I will cover your dash in art!
found this while browsing my dropbox folder, made me lol
Oh, oh wow. This made me laugh so hard!
I don’t remember much about playing my Rogue in WoW except that it was a LOT MORE COMPLEX than it really should have been; I downloaded several mods to help me manage cooldown timers and buff bars. All I know is that my 5k DPS in my raid group was total insanity, and my wtfpwn rotation was awesome. Hya, this is for you.
I don’t even remember what spec she was, haha.
Does anyone write for their SWTOR characters as if
- The storyline in game just isn’t their backstory
- Their backstory (including titles gained, etc… that usually happens during the course of the game) actually happens in the years prior to the year(s) the SWTOR storylines take place
I’m curious…
Always wondered this myself. I roleplay, but I only really roleplay with my husband. When I play my Sith Warrior with his Bounty Hunter, he tends to deviate from the story presented in the game. He really just presents his character as a well-known hired gun, and a Mandalorian of high standing. Whereas my Sith’s story with him takes into account most everything that happened in the game.
Now, when he plays his Agent with my Bounty Hunter, that’s a little different. We roleplayed them together and leveled them from 1-50 together, and we both participated in the other’s class stories. We roleplayed the events and discussed them in-character, so those events did happen to them. I tend to forego playing my BH with other folks just for that reason.
However, in the few times I have played the characters with other people, I’ve always been vague about those events, and with my warrior I only ever mentioned she was a powerful Sith Lord. She ended up defecting though, so she lost her title and position and poses as a mercenary whenever she’s in Imperial space. So that resolved those issues quite nicely.
My BH is sufficiently fleshed out however that I could mostly ignore all those events and just write her that way without the game’s storyline, but since I’ve established those events as things that really happened to her with my husband’s character, I’m just vague about them too whenever I’m interacting with other people. Though usually, I don’t even mention them (with either character).
The only thing we ruled out of our personal canon were our characters’ respective romances and only played through those to see the little stories. Except my Warrior. I’m pretty sure three years (that’s about how long it felt to me, and that’s what we decided would be the period of time for those stories to take place) on a ship with two attractive men who want to get into her pants would probably lead to sexytimes.
I don’t think that quite answers the questions, but this is just how my husband and I ended up doing things. xD
Original comic done by suthnmeh on DA.
I cried … So much. ;//n//;
Oh, wow. <3
Via You were the only audience I ever needed
Favourite video game characters || Liara T'Soni.I want to play this game just for her, and I’ve never played ME before. Ever. O_o; She makes my body ready.
You need to. Liara is the most amazing character, ever. I just adore everything about her. <3
Via The Fool of Arts
fucking ready for those pancakes
breakfast for champs.
My husband agrees: not only does this Sim look like him, but it’s a perfect representation of his personality.
I don’t care that you chose to use your body as a host for a parasitic mass of flesh that’s going to come spewing out of your vagina in a few months to shit (and piss) on everything you love while simultaneously screaming nonstop. Please stop telling me about it every three minutes.
I don’t care about your current offspring either. Sorry, but I just don’t care about how smart or cute or clever or brilliant they are or what words they said today or how many steps they took. Once or even a few times is okay, but I’m not your goddamn personal baby twitter. Nor is anyone else unless they specifically ask to be. Please stop telling me about it every three minutes.
Please stop assuming that I want to hear about any of this shit. I like you and I would like to be able to have one fucking conversation that does not take an immediate turn down this road.
(Thanks for this song Liz, I really needed it B|)
This. The video, the commentary, all of it.
Via Scribbletown
Shepard: … what?
Javik: ಠಠ_ಠಠIt was just as awkward as I thought it would be.
(Source: stormcloak)
Via Mass Effect Fuck Yeah
Now it is time for kittens trying to understand blowdryers
shit I wish mine loved the dryers on vaccums. Hisses his little heart out at them and climbs walls and curtains to get away from them :I
OMG.
This is actually Oskar, a little blind kitty born without fully-formed eyeballs. I tear up every time I see any of his videos, good lord. I love this little kitty so much. <3
Here’s the original video on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElzPZNSdd5w And there are several more of him up there, including one where he got his first toys.
(Source: thefrogman)
Via *Hyascinthe
About me
Terra, 28, artist, female, pansexual, atheist/learning about everything I can, sarcastic, jaded, cynical. Star Trek, Star Wars, Books, RPGs. NSFW.
