Eldritch Dream

poiplemonsta:

1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?

TWIST! Ask me -or- my characters!

You know what, why not. Ask me, ask my characters, both, whatever!

Illystra, Zo, Seicir, Sebira, Verithien, Athanasi, Taiviel, Del

OR ME.

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nsfw, asks,

idk-how-to-art:

Src: ♥

This is showing how you grip a sword

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Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.

- Jeanne Ray (via the-healing-nest)

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rt-gif:

x

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uhridan:

are you ever just VIOLENTLY REMINDED OF HOW MUCH YOU LOVE A CHARACTER

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A chance of redemption.

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Reblogging for Lanuria, Dunno if you saw this but I thought you'd want to see the finished one, bioshock infinite, other people's art, zetallis,

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nsfw, GoT, relevant to my interests,

theresidentdevil:

“Hey, don’t worry about the statue’s inaccuracy, though. As you remember I’ve got an inaccurate statue too—probably broken by now, but I’ve got one. Now we match.”

I don’t always draw lazily done mini comics, but when I do, my brother is responsible for spawning the idea. The whole: “What if Anders eventually got a statue in his honor.” idea. :V

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Dragon Age 2, other people's art,

askdatfandom:

colonelmustangsnipples:

itsmalice:

johnfontin:

the pig goes “oink oink”

the cow goes “moooo”

the horse goes “neighhhh”

the dog goes “ed…ward”

You’re grounded.

so is hughes

GET OUT

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watsout:

Cheesecake glaçé

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bridgemcgidge:

xelamanrique:

bridgemcgidge:

xelamanrique:

pretty girls who act like they like walking dead, superhero stuff, and video games just to get guys make me wanna

guys who think girls pretend to like the walking dead, superhero stuff, and video games to impress them make me wanna

people who ruin my text posts make me wanna

cant ruin it when it was terrible in the first place